Rib cracking Naija comedy. Sukkilala

Money Palava

These days my money don dey do anyhow

My money just dey act funny

I don’t mean anyhow funny

I am talking strange, kolo, Kasala funny

This time money don waka far leave me

I no get

E go go, e go come back

Then e go waka far leave me sharp sharp the way e come

Money don bone my side

Just dey treat me like poorman

Wetin I do you my sherikoko

All I ever did was to love you

Maybe your love don shack me too much

Because now e be like say we no be padi again

Before before we be 5 and 6

You be my body hug

But these days money just dey take me do comedy

And e don tey when I see money last

Now money dey make me jealous

Hanging out with other guys

Always in some other bobo’s pocket

Money make I tell you something…

These guys just dey use you

Them dey use you like Maga!

She no dey hear me

Anytime wen I call or flash am,

she no dey gree call me back

she no dey show for my house like before

She no dey gree follow me go Cinema again

She no dey even follow go chop again

And you know a brother can’t eat without money

Money I dey miss you die

I want you

Come back

I need you make I no go pai

Without you my heart go cut fiam!

Wetin I wan take replace you money

I don try now

Money why you just dey show yourself

I remember when we use to club at the hottest places

Deuces, 11:45, Bachus, rumours, page

All the expensive restaurants

Jades place, golden gate, KFC, Mama Cass

And all the best shops for Galleria, palms and for Ikoyi

We been dey kampe….I looked good with money

I treated you right

I never abused you

Did I?

Abi?

Money shey I do you anyhow

You wey be say you dey jaburata around

Now you come show me how the feeling

go be as you know dey around me

people still dey think say we dey kampe o

but make all the aprokos mind their business

so I just dey tell them say….you know…

me and money we know dey lovy lovy like before

ah! My money just dey do yagayaga these days

the other day I see her for the palms for island

she just bone my side

she jaw me like say I no dey for her setting

ever since money don commot leave me

e be like say I don dey loose my other padi’s sef

ATM, Master card, token, Western union…

Dem sef don begin show theirself

E be like say she don dey lie give them

Hmmmmm…

I no know wetin I do ooo

My money just dey do yagayaga anyhow

I don’t know her anymore

And my life no be the same

No go ever be the same

Till money go enter my life again

I take God beg you…

If you see her

Or any of her cousin or family member

Helep me tell her say…

I miss her

I love her die

And I want make she come house!

Nigerian Theatre in London.

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It is a new year and so much has been happening to me before now. I have asked myself a lot of questions and I have thought to myself why haven't I updated my blog in months? Why haven't I written on some of the most important things that I found interesting in the past year. Right now I feel I am back and I am more compelled to write as I please and freely throw my opinion on this space.

Paramount on my list of wonders is the new media and it has been manipulated in the past few years as a tool for ego-strapping and self-imposing advertisers.I sincerely agree that people should use the internet to their advantage; to popularize themselves and advertise their work. It is however distasteful when young folks who have reached stardom through their popular projects become agents of political propaganda and manipulative elements simply because they have thousands of friends on Facebook or they are been followed by several hundreds of innocent teenagers.

It is sad that the youth of today do not question ideas thrust to them by these scavengers. Because certain people appear frequently on TV doesn't mean what they say must be believed. The state of Nigeria today doesn't require anyone to motivate you that Nigeria will be great again. We hope so but we do not see any signs that there is even a vision 2050. That a group of artistes campaigned for Jonathan does not mean he is the man for me. Those I am talking about know themselves, the youth leaders of today, the public relation guru's, social media moguls and tough talking experts who have excelled in their fields and have now been identified by the government as the youth leaders.

I respect that but please do not influence people with the force your witty articles like the new or proudly Nigerian campaigns. Please do not distract people that Nigeria is good nation or this country is getting better. It isn't! Remember, the few hundreds you gather at your seminars or the several hundreds that like, follow or comment on your updated status does not represent the millions of young people out there bearing the brunt Nigeria's economic hardship.

Please I beg you, just encourage people to work hard, tell them the truth about corruption and teach them build careers and be better people than their parents were. You have been privileged to be where you are, create opportunities for people rather than use their follower ship to get favors and political appointments. Sincerely I do not believe in the government of Nigeria but I do believe in people. Remember we are watching you and we will remind you of your evil deeds when the revolution comes.